Limerick Challenge

Forum games and merriment aplenty
User avatar
MsgtBob
Posts: 13774
Joined: Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:20 pm

Re: Limerick Challenge

  • Quote

Postby MsgtBob » Thu May 21, 2020 11:50 pm

Sally had sounded the alert,
After she found somebody hurt,
There was bloody head,
But he was not dead,
He was awake enough to flirt.



Never trust a Corpse. :eek:
Aargh!
User avatar
MyMindsEye
Posts: 9411
Joined: Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:09 am
Location: N-33.9 W-117.6

Re: Limerick Challenge

  • Quote

Postby MyMindsEye » Tue May 26, 2020 7:48 pm

Sam worked as an Undertaker
Buried folks that met their maker
Business was steady
The covid medley
An indiscriminate taker




Save the Seniors
:no: Be chary of giving advice. Wise men don't need it, Fools won't heed it. - MmE
User avatar
MsgtBob
Posts: 13774
Joined: Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:20 pm

Re: Limerick Challenge

  • Quote

Postby MsgtBob » Tue May 26, 2020 10:50 pm

There is something about seniors,
Many of them were great mentors,
Some of those sages,
Forget the ages,
Now it's just hard to open doors.




So where are the Hard Workers? :huh:
Aargh!
User avatar
MyMindsEye
Posts: 9411
Joined: Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:09 am
Location: N-33.9 W-117.6

Re: Limerick Challenge

  • Quote

Postby MyMindsEye » Wed May 27, 2020 1:53 pm

Billy grew up sheltered and woke
Parented by mirrors and smoke
When he came of age
Didn't turn the page
Promise was a Pig in a Poke





Imagine AOC as a Mentor! :augh: :run:
:no: Be chary of giving advice. Wise men don't need it, Fools won't heed it. - MmE
User avatar
MsgtBob
Posts: 13774
Joined: Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:20 pm

Re: Limerick Challenge

  • Quote

Postby MsgtBob » Wed May 27, 2020 9:34 pm

Some people are really stupid,
One might find some others putrid,
If you join the two
It might be a zoo,
Maybe they should call on cupid.



Because Love is blind. :augh:
Aargh!
User avatar
Underdog
Posts: 1525
Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:36 am
Location: Texas, say no more

Re: Limerick Challenge

  • Quote

Postby Underdog » Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:51 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
Because Love is blind. :augh:




A blind porcupine name of Rock
Fell in love while out on a walk
He didn’t know why
He got no reply
Pin cushions aren’t able to talk



VANITY
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "Thanks." I said, "Don't mention it."

Return to “Black Jack's Tavern”