Limerick Challenge

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Postby elephant883 » Sat Apr 13, 2019 6:27 pm

The neighbor just jumped over my fence.
But I didn’t take too much offence.
She was a real hottie.
With a Hot Toddy.
Now we'll let the fun commence.

Bourbon
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Postby MsgtBob » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:38 pm

Do you prefer bourbon,
Or maybe just bonbon,
One makes you drunk,
Just like a skunk,
The other weigh a ton.


Only if you don't know when to Quit of course. :lol: :cheers:
Aargh!
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Postby MyMindsEye » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:04 pm

Adam was a Patriot who refused to Quit.
Even led his Posse in a game of Wit.
A Rhetorical State,
Put to debate,
Now we all know he's just full of
ShhhAVING CREAM.
:)
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Postby MsgtBob » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:38 am

Sam had a really weird dream,
Brushed his teeth with shaving cream.
It wasn't a lot,
But he IS a sot,
So tasted good it would seem.

Hope he wasn't using a hair Brush. :phbbbt:
Aargh!
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Postby Underdog » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:26 am

MsgtBob wrote:
Hope he wasn't using a hair Brush. :phbbbt:



There once was a man hooked on meth
Rotten teeth and the foulest of breath
To the dentist he went
The doc said the event
You might say was a brush with death



What with Easter coming up, how about FAMILY GATHERINGS?
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "Thanks." I said, "Don't mention it."
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Postby MyMindsEye » Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:18 pm

Alcohol often results in Babble and Blathering.
Some folks even Ramble with just a Smattering.
Breaking the Rules,
Inviting these Fools,
As Guests to your Family Gathering.



Never know what to expect from the extended family. :shrug: In-Laws
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Postby Underdog » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:44 pm

MyMindsEye wrote:Never know what to expect from the extended family. :shrug: In-Laws



Thought I would go to the mall for a spell
Check out the stores, see what they sell
I think I just saw
My mother-in-law
Now I'm wondering who's running Hell



How's the WEATHER up there?
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "Thanks." I said, "Don't mention it."
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Postby MsgtBob » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:46 pm

There was a girl named Heather
Who was as light as a feather,
she would grope,
To find a rope,
In any inclement weather.


Maybe she should just stay Inside? :freakout:
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Postby MyMindsEye » Fri Apr 26, 2019 4:29 pm

There once was a hitchiker named Clyde.
Freezing, he desperately needed a Ride.
Just his Luck,
Along comes a Truck,
But he just wishes he was Inside.




Beggars can't be CHOOSERS :shrug:
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Postby MsgtBob » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:07 pm

People can be choosers,
They can also be losers,
But fine,
With wine,
They are just boozers.

Hic:cheers: :fcheers:
Aargh!

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