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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:58 pm

Ha Ha Ha, I’ve got Dagger Bay all to myself. No rules, no one to correct my grammar or point out my Million Dollar Idea has already been done!

No subject off limits... politics, science, religion, race, how children are really stupid... anything I want!

I don’t even have to limit my tweets to one per day!!

FREEDOM!!!
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 9:59 pm

Ok evolutionists, who took care of the first baby?
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:00 pm

If you can’t romanticize the Confederacy, why can you glorify pirates?
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:00 pm

If nazis are supposed to be canceled, how come I can watch Hogan’s Heroes 4 times a day?
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:01 pm

And when are we going to get around to stopping objectifying women?
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:02 pm

Why did it take so long to elect a president that realizes that the best female athletes are men?
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:02 pm

Why am I so reluctant to return a bad cantaloupe, and should you return the cantaloupe along with showing the receipt? Same with avocados.
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:03 pm

My son multiplied his investment 9X’s buying Game Stop. I thought that was cool.
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:04 pm

Sometimes I like wearing a mask in public; it takes the pressure off.
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:04 pm

Honeydews work just as well when the cantaloupes are bad.
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