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[Underdog]

Somehow I feel a certain "two cows" joke would fit in here somewhere...

For BotS this month I was this close {holds thumb close to index finger} to doing a month long strip about two horses.
Charlie was the fastest racehorse in the world; no one could beat him... except Joe, his brother. Joe was the fastest racehorse in the world.

It drags on for 29 days and the 30th day the punchline is, “Charlie look, a talking dog!”

Couldn’t free up the time to draw that many horses.

[Underdog]

My secret indulgence is clicking on stories where celebrities are all full of themselves and pontificate to the world. Here’s an example of one; I don’t want to reveal who I’m quoting, it’s Keanu Reeves.

“Try and respect others. Try and continue to get the most out of life, and find ways to get that in this situation, but also to respect it. Find ways to connect. If you can. I mean, just .... survive.”

Look out Joel Osteen.

Canadians... sheesh

[Underdog]

I wonder if things could get even more dramatic in 2021 than 2020

[Gwenhwyfar]

“Amen and Awoman.”

O my bliep, really? I mean like...what the *.
That gender inclusivity is so exaggerated, really.
Leave those beautiful old word be and
if genderlessness is so fracking important do it to new words.
O wait? They can't. They lack creativity and the right knowledge of
etymology and grammar to do so.
Thereby, is it not like less than 10% of the people who are 'irritated'
with having no female of genderless words?
And please please let them feminist concentrate on real problems like
circumcising young woman to name just one? -end rant-

[Gwenhwyfar]

4 dead after rioters stormed the halls of Congress

I wonder if things could get even more dramatic in 2021 than 2020

I'm afraid so.

[Underdog]

“Amen and Awoman.”

O my bliep, really? I mean like...what the *.
That gender inclusivity is so exaggerated, really...

As a person who has been secretly recorded and has walked by a car with the keys in the ignition and the motor running, I am pro-secret recording and entrapment.

If a man is abusive to women, he’s not going to admit it. Record it and shine the light. People with power should be living their lives as if they care for those they have power over.

Figure out the problems women face and solve them.

Patriarchy happened, it’s called history. There were reasons for it. Can’t change the past, only determine the future.

If women want to become serial killers and shatter the stereotype of white males, it’s up to them.

[MyMindsEye]

"If women want to become serial killers and shatter the stereotype of white males, it’s up to them."

Aileen Wuornos tried that.........it didn't catch on.......yet.

[Diogenese]

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[Underdog]

My son is teaching his students how to extract DNA from a strawberry.
How much strawberry crime is there to necessitate this?
Yeah, it’s a slow tweet day, not much going on.

[Underdog]

I dreamed this saying, I think it’s original with my sleeping brain:

“When a man lies, it entitles him to speak.”

When you censor speech, you miss out on knowing what people think. It’s much more dangerous when there is secrecy.

How else would we have known that there are 50 intelligence officials that thought a blind computer repairman was a Russian disinformation agent.

I think the policy should be that you can’t delete what you wrote or said.