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Postby ilovedinosaurs7 » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:04 pm

Gwenhwyfar wrote:I found this 'already old' fenomena called podcast.
Now how am I to read books with Netflix to watch
and now podcasts to listen. I tell you,
something's gotta give. :augh:

The electricity and/or internet bills...?
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Postby Diogenese » Wed Dec 30, 2020 2:43 pm

The board is spam free for another meaningful 10 minutes.

Where can you contact the admin for Daggerbay? If you figure that out bucko, let us know.

Meanwhile *flush* :angry:
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. :roll:

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Postby Underdog » Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:59 pm

Where has the year gone?
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Postby Underdog » Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:01 am

Where has the year gone?

Hey, it works on two levels.
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Postby Underdog » Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:26 am

We broke down and visited my wife’s sisters yesterday.

Now we wait...
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Postby Underdog » Sun Jan 03, 2021 12:15 am

It was easier being excited about my resolutions in the middle of December than it is now.
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Postby Underdog » Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:59 am

I was going to write about me eating Cheetos for breakfast and giving up on my resolutions, but then I saw that the prayer opening the new Congress ended with, “Amen and Awoman.”

However:

1. The proper term is, “Awomen”.
2. He revealed his hatred for the young by leaving out “Achildren” and “Ainfants”, which are already gender neutral. We already know what he thinks about “Afetuses”.
3. I’m waiting for the dictionary to add “Womeningitis” to “Meningitis”.

Yeah, we are in a lot of trouble when we can’t find enough rational people to fill a Congress and Senate.
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Postby ilovedinosaurs7 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 1:44 pm

Underdog wrote:I was going to write about me eating Cheetos for breakfast and giving up on my resolutions, but then I saw that the prayer opening the new Congress ended with, “Amen and Awoman.”

He probably meant it as a bit of a play on words, but then again "Amen" does predate the English language...
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Postby Underdog » Mon Jan 04, 2021 2:42 pm

ilovedinosaurs7 wrote:
Underdog wrote:I was going to write about me eating Cheetos for breakfast and giving up on my resolutions, but then I saw that the prayer opening the new Congress ended with, “Amen and Awoman.”

He probably meant it as a bit of a play on words, but then again "Amen" does predate the English language...


If I were to be generous, I would say he just wanted to make a splash and be noticed as an inclusive Progressive.

But it’s a bit more bizarre than that. He invoked “The Monotheistic God”, Brahma, and any faith you might have out there under any name.

“Amen” is an affirmation like if you were to say, “I stand for this”. It’s not gender related. It would be like saying, “Yes” is patriarchal.

He wanted attention and used a sacred form of speech to achieve it.
Methodists... sheesh.
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Postby ilovedinosaurs7 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:18 pm

Underdog wrote:“Amen” is an affirmation like if you were to say, “I stand for this”. It’s not gender related. It would be like saying, “Yes” is patriarchal.

Exactamundo. It also means, "let it be so".

Somehow I feel a certain "two cows" joke would fit in here somewhere...
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