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Postby Underdog » Sun May 27, 2018 2:15 am

A top of the page shout-out to Msgt Bob. Bob, you are a true humorist and I encourage anyone who has missed them, to look at his posts (especially in the Game Chops and his competition portfolio). You entertain me dude.
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Postby Diogenese » Sun May 27, 2018 12:59 pm

Memo to self: Find Skimpier outfit for the Purple bunny. No, I mean something skimpier than that :augh:
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. :roll:

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Postby Underdog » Mon May 28, 2018 12:01 am

So I wrote this joke:

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

I'm wanting to know how I can protect it so that I make money each time somebody tells it.
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Postby MsgtBob » Tue May 29, 2018 9:51 am

Tweet Tweet Tweet, Tweeeet tweeeet tweeeet, Tweet tweet tweet… :freakout:
Aargh!
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Postby Underdog » Tue May 29, 2018 11:31 am

New money making idea: Get clubs to hire you and your employees to wait outside their establishment but never get in. That way when the club does let people in, they feel special and spend more.
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Postby Diogenese » Tue May 29, 2018 12:39 pm

Why did the slide cross the chicken?

To get to the other playground!

Take that derivative works! :freakout:
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Postby Underdog » Wed May 30, 2018 12:01 am

Why did the chicken attend the séance?----- To get to the other side.

See? I stole that joke and nobody can do anything about it.
I'm anonymous so what do I have to worry about?
Ha, take that, joke writer, your effort to create your work product means nothing to me.
I do what I want... just a sec, somebody's at the door.
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Postby Diogenese » Wed May 30, 2018 8:19 am

Why did the opossum cross half the road?
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Postby Underdog » Thu May 31, 2018 12:10 am

A target as big as a trash can and they can't get all their garbage in. Give them a bigger target, a dumpster, and they still can't get it all in. Thank goodness the earth is as big as it is, otherwise no telling where our garbage would wind up.
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Postby Underdog » Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:42 pm

I think I figured out something. If you lay on your bed sideways, you're not really going back to sleep, you're just resting... even if you fall asleep.
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