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Postby Underdog » Sat Feb 09, 2019 4:17 am

This is a dog we see every day on our walks.
I think he looks like Petey from Little Rascals.
I did take liberty to do a slight bit of photoshop, see if you can spot it.
This will be my last non-writing tweet... I got it out of my system.





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I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "Thanks." I said, "Don't mention it."
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Postby Underdog » Sun Feb 10, 2019 12:26 pm

It's sad that pirates spent their lives raiding, looting and murdering in order to build their treasure when the actual treasure were the relationships they built along the way.
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Postby Underdog » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:20 am

I play around a bit on other sites and I posted a joke on one of them that got over 2,750 up-votes in less than a day. I was kind of surprised at that. Anyway, it has the slightest bit of blue humor but if you want to see it just shoot me a PM. It caused about 50 comments of controversy and you can see if you can guess why.
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Postby Underdog » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:53 am

Teach a man your age, he'll know how old you are for a day. Teach a man the year you were born, he'll know your age forever.
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Postby Bundles » Wed Feb 13, 2019 6:21 am

My philosophy on age: Be proud of your age, it took your whole life to get there. :redx:
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Postby Underdog » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:47 am

Picture the worst, most degrading insult being leveled at you. Now picture it not affecting you in the slightest.
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Postby Underdog » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:01 am

So if you get kicked out of your dysfunctional family, does that mean you're worse than them or that you're normal?
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Postby Underdog » Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:48 am

Update: The joke I referred to 5 posts back has now garnered 4,002 upvotes. Wait, let me double check... *walks away*... *walks back* Excuse me, 4,003 but who's counting?

Edit: 4,006....4,014... 4,021
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Postby Underdog » Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:27 am

They published the rules you have to follow in order to dine with The Queen Of England. No way somebody dictates how I "dine", so I won't be eating the Queen any time soon.
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Postby Underdog » Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:31 pm

Mockery is more effective if it's accurate.


And 4,080.
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