Limerick Challenge

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Postby Underdog » Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:55 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
Need some Water. :cheers:



Our water was cut off at noon
What's worse it was out all through June
City water is hard
They sent us a card
It helpfully said, "Get Well Soon"



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Postby MsgtBob » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:30 pm

Have you ever smelled a tire,
That has been set on fire?
Ooh the stink,
Best make it sink,
Into some far off mire.


In other wards, Swamp. :stare:
Aargh!
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Postby elephant883 » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:33 pm

She was the girl he would hire.
She then would be next to fire.
He tried to lure.
But he couldn’t have her.
So he sent her off to her own pyre.

We seem to have the elements going, so AIR Next

I was too late in getting this posted, by a measly 3 minutes, so I'll try again.
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Postby elephant883 » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:37 pm

Have you ever seen the film Swamp Thing?
It seems to have a familiar ring
He gets the girl.
Who isn’t a pearl.
For, of the water and muck he’s the King.

Royalty should be the subject of the next poem.
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Postby MsgtBob » Sat Dec 22, 2018 12:37 pm

Texans don't care much for royalty,
But they do believe in realty.
Take a man's steer,
Or even his beer,
And you will face a penalty.

Maybe a Rope? :si:
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Postby elephant883 » Sun Dec 23, 2018 11:14 pm

The next thing we knew she'd elope.
That they would be happy we hope.
I am not sure.
his vows he would slur.
For he'd be tied up by her rope.

Cowgirl Next
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Postby MsgtBob » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:59 am

There is a young lass named Pearl,
Who dreams of being a cowgirl.
A horse she can ride,
Far and wide,
And can even lasso a squirrel!

Rats? :D
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Postby elephant883 » Tue Dec 25, 2018 12:55 pm

There once was a group of big rats.
Who rebelled against all bureaucrats.
They put rings in their ears
Then drank tons of beers
Got drunk and decided to get tats.


tattoos should be next
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Postby MsgtBob » Tue Dec 25, 2018 2:52 pm

The lions and tigers had the blues.
Of course, being caged in zoos.
They did get food,
But how they booed,
When they could not get tattoos.

Can anyone say Crazy? :huh: :augh: :)
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Postby MyMindsEye » Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:07 pm

The Christmas crowds are insane
And finding parking a real pain
So, you get my drift
On returning these gifts
It’s just more money down the drain.







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