Limerick Challenge

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Postby MsgtBob » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:57 pm

There was a poor girl named Sue,
Who came down with a case of the flu.
It hurt in her head,
So she took to her bed,
Where she remained feeling blue.

How about a Cure? :wtf:
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Postby MyMindsEye » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:47 pm

Sue had the flu for sure
Her doctor said rest was the cure
But the remedy you see
Were three pots of tea
Brewed from the herbs of nature’s lure.





Medicinal
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Postby Underdog » Wed Dec 19, 2018 11:42 pm

MyMindsEye wrote:
Medicinal



A doctor most skilled in his craft
Said the best medicine's when I laughed
I wasn't so sure
That this was the cure
I'll stick to my remedy, draught


Let's make the next one about me... SELFIES
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Postby elephant883 » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:17 am

The phone was on a long stick
They said that’s the selfie trick
Just point and shoot
Oh what a hoot
So that’s how you get a great pic

The next one should be about cars
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Postby MsgtBob » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:46 am

Stan is a fan of almost every car,
Because they can take you very far.
But whether a van,
Or just a sedan,
He only takes cabs to the bar.

Makes Sense, yes? :cheers:
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Postby Underdog » Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:52 am

MsgtBob wrote:Makes Sense, yes? :cheers:


I can hear and I can smell dung
I can feel pain when I am stung
I can see, there's one more
To remember's a chore
It's there on the tip of my tongue



PARKING
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Postby MsgtBob » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:40 pm

It was late at night and dark,
When Sam backed up to park.
He ran over a stone,
Nope it was a bone,
He realized when he heard the dog bark.


More of a Growl, maybe? :freakout:
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Postby Underdog » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:57 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
More of a Growl, maybe? :freakout:



My dog's sense of humor I adore
He doesn't just lay on the floor
When he wants to joke
He'll give me a stroke
When he growls at the closet door




My stomach is growling now so... HUNGER.
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Postby elephant883 » Fri Dec 21, 2018 3:37 pm

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night,
With a terrible fright,
To find out it was terribly true.


He must've been really hungry to do that.
With all that leather he must now be...

Thirsty
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Postby MsgtBob » Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:38 pm

Sam thought this was a first.
His stomach was about to burst.
Lips he smacked,
But they just cracked,
All for a thing called thirst.

Need some Water. :cheers:
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