Limerick Challenge

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Postby Underdog » Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:35 pm

MyMindsEye wrote:
MOONSHINE that is. :cheers: :zzz:



I knew a magician named Walt
His tricks aren't what's really at fault
I tell you I'm thinkin'
The moonshine he's drinkin'
Turns into domestic assault



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Postby MsgtBob » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:53 pm

Sam's racing car was a Ford,
That always drew a hoard.
The other Chevy,
Also drew a bevy.
Both their carbs were bored.


Say What? :huh: :augh:
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Postby Underdog » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:29 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
Say What? :huh: :augh:



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Postby MsgtBob » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:31 am

You know an apple a day,
Keeps the doctor away.
It can't be a plum,
That makes you glum,
At least that's what they say.



Says Who? :shrug:
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Postby Underdog » Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:28 pm

MsgtBob wrote:

Says Who? :shrug:



Dr Suess invented the 'Who'
I know this to be certain true
He came up with"nerd"
First time it was heard
Was the book, "If I Ran The Zoo"

Ha, I crossed over with your BotS.



"WWHHHYYYYY???!!??"
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Postby MsgtBob » Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:36 pm

Sally's always acting shy,
But no one ever asks her why.
Don't get me wrong,
Because she is strong,
And they don't want to die?


Help! :augh:
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Postby Underdog » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:27 am

MsgtBob wrote:

Help! :augh:



I needed some help with my hair
There's so many products for care
I'm seeing my lack
I'm bald in the back
I guess I'll be going with Nair


Canadians eh?
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Postby MsgtBob » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:44 pm

Stan is a big football fan
But he is not an American.
The rules of the game,
Are not the same,
You see, he is Canadian.


Sport :cheer:
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Postby Underdog » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:06 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
Sport :cheer:



I call them Chief, Champ and Hun for short
And closeness is what I will thwart
I don't want a friend
I just condescend
So what do you think of that, Sport?


The Orient
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Postby MsgtBob » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:25 pm

Potatoes barely make a dent,
They might be worth a red cent.
But rice,
Is Nice,
Especially in the Orient.


Noodles, anyone? :fcheers:
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