Limerick Challenge

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Postby MsgtBob » Wed Dec 26, 2018 11:08 pm

He knew the gift must be a necktie,
And all he could think of was why?
Decorated with a noose,
He better wear it loose,
For thanks, he said "Oh my."



Gulp? :augh:
Aargh!
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Postby elephant883 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:20 pm

There once was a big guy called Chris Culpe.
Who felt he had to take a big gulp.
For he lost his kid.
At the mall, he did.
For his wife would beat him to a pulp.

TROUBLE
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Postby Underdog » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:02 pm

elephant883 wrote:
TROUBLE


I'd hit my big sister and run
I'd take out my BB's and gun
The problem with trouble
Is that on the double
What's trouble had started out fun



How about RESOLUTIONS?
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Postby MsgtBob » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:57 pm

As the TV showed the end of year,
All Stan could do was watch and jeer.
With no resolution,
In his constitution,
He just settled for another beer.

Party's over - get back to Work? :augh:
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Postby MyMindsEye » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:19 pm

West Coast Leaders live in Confusion.
Convinced they can fix the World’s Pollution.
But the Solutions are a mess,
And their biggest success………
They created Perpetual Resolution.






Next: Fleecing
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Postby Underdog » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:43 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
Party's over - get back to Work? :augh:


MyMindsEye wrote:

Next: Fleecing


Challenge accepted


The end of the day I just sob
My fingers, they hurt and they throb
My boss is increasing
The sheep I am fleecing
I'm trying to find a new job



Before somebody deletes.... MISTASKES
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Postby MsgtBob » Sat Jan 05, 2019 1:55 pm

Don't try filling flasks,
The same way as casks.
It's easy to make,
A costly mistake.
Those are called mistaskes.



Did that hit your funny Bone! :lol:
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Postby elephant883 » Sun Jan 06, 2019 5:56 pm

There once was this generous clone.
Who was grown just for his hip bone.
He had a soul,
That made him whole.
How he came to be is not known.


(Evil) Doctor
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Postby Underdog » Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:26 pm

elephant883 wrote:
(Evil) Doctor





Shelley once wrote of a doctor
He robbed graves I guess he's a mobster
The creature's main fame
Mistaking his name
It's actually Frankenstein's monster



Hillbilly... Billy goat... Goatee... Tee up... Upstart... Start fresh... Fresh Prince... Prince Valiant... Valiant effort... Effortless... Less fortunate... Fortunate son... Sunrise... Rise up... Uphill...Hillbilly.
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Postby MyMindsEye » Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:33 pm

Down south its humid and rarely chilly.
Folks down there have liquor that will slap you silly.
But when it comes to fun,
They’re second to none.
Cuz…Everyone loves a HILLBILLY.

MOONSHINE that is. :cheers: :zzz:
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