Limerick Challenge

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Postby MyMindsEye » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:27 pm

An artist known for his doodles
Named all of his dogs Noodles
With that name, some say
They must be a Sharpei
But alas they were all Poodles.




DOGS obviously
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Postby MsgtBob » Sun Jan 13, 2019 4:12 pm

Sam went looking for his dog,
Which he had lost in the fog.
Of the hound,
He heard no sound,
But he did come across a hog.



Bacon anyone? :cheers:
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Postby Underdog » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:00 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
Bacon anyone? :cheers:



Bacon's what starts every day
A part of my breakfast buffet
I know soon enough
Affairs will get rough
For that second my cares go away



Can't have bacon without EGGS
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Postby MsgtBob » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:10 pm

You can take some beer kegs,
And place them up on legs.
But with chickens,
The plot thickens,
They come with them in eggs.


Groan? :ashamed:
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Postby Underdog » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:20 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
Groan? :ashamed:



There was a man from San Antone
Wrote poems to tickle the funny bone
What he found instead
When his poems were read
They were met with a unanimous groan


I can call San Antonio, San Antone because I'm from there. You can't call it that.

How about SUCCESS?

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Postby MyMindsEye » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:00 pm

We live in a world of excess
Our future is anyones guess
The changes are abrupt
And our virtues corrupt
And somehow it viewed as success




Hope for the return of SANITY.
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Postby MsgtBob » Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:20 pm

If you should live in a big city,
You're sure to see lots of vanity.
You may see fear,
But very few deer,
And surely not much sanity!

Correct? :freakout:
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Postby Underdog » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:09 pm

MsgtBob wrote:
Correct? :freakout:



There once was a man named McMahon
Of alcohol, was a great fan
When Carnac would say
His punch line that day
To say "YOU'RE CORRECT!" was the plan



DYNAMITE!!!
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Postby MsgtBob » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:25 pm

Sam said he could use some light,
But didn't need it very bright.
The sparking wick,
Made him sick.
It turned out to be dynamite.


BOOM ? :augh:
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Postby elephant883 » Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:16 pm

Back in a gloomy old room
This old lady’s loom went boom.
With a bright light,
It was such a sight.
She was next brought to her tomb.

Death

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