Limerick Challenge

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Postby MsgtBob » Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:53 am

There is something nice about Spring,
To the world, new life it does bring,
The flowers like rain.
To me it's a pain,
To Gene Kelly it just means sing.


Time to go wash the car.
Aargh!
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Postby MyMindsEye » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:30 pm

Dirk hated doin his laundry.
Always left him in a quandary.
A missing receipt,
Would be his defeat.
You know, "No ticky No washy"

Maybe time for a HOUSEKEEPER
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Postby Underdog » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:09 pm

MyMindsEye wrote:
Maybe time for a HOUSEKEEPER



My wife was a terrible louse
She used to be a timid mouse
Not a good sweeper
A great housekeeper
We divorced and she kept the house


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Postby MyMindsEye » Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:15 pm

A sports car aficionado
Sam bought an Italian auto
Seems so Satanic
Needs a Mechanic
RUNS but, Not like it ought to.



Beats the Yugo he used to own, BUY AMERICAN
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Postby MsgtBob » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:48 am

You want to buy American,
The Senate decides they should ban,
Loafers don't want work,
There is no real perk,
Cheaper by machine than by man.



And don't forget those Taxes!
Aargh!
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Postby MyMindsEye » Sat Jul 11, 2020 4:38 pm

The mob took to the streets in masses
Wielding sticks, clubs and axes.
Smashed doors with chairs
Took all of our wares
Could we do the same with taxes?




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Postby Underdog » Sat Jul 11, 2020 6:02 pm

MyMindsEye wrote:
Welcome to the Theater of the Absurd.......... Please, remain secluded for the entire performance.



The mob’s in power now you know
You wouldn’t have thought that it would be so
Protect your own land?
Afraid that is banned
That you can’t disagree makes you throw
up


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Postby MsgtBob » Sun Jul 12, 2020 12:23 pm

Military Intelligence,
In Washington it may make sense,
If you don't use brains,
There will be no gains,
In England it is worth two pence.


In Madness Lies Sanity?
Aargh!

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