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by Underdog
Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:55 pm
Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
Topic: Limerick Collaboration
Replies: 1065
Views: 91011

Re: Limerick Collaboration

I missed another Super Bowl,
My aim's become deplorable,
I practice with darts
by Underdog
Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:37 pm
Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
Topic: Limerick Collaboration
Replies: 1065
Views: 91011

Re: Limerick Collaboration

I’m sure they’ll send me an email
My absence may cause them to fail,
If there's no writing,
Ill take up fighting
A response would be the holy grail


I missed another Super Bowl


Haha, the word bowl looks funny
I assume they have a declared winner?
by Underdog
Sun Feb 07, 2021 10:08 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 1096
Views: 286291

Re: Daily Tweet

I saw a sign that civility is returning to the U.S.. Saturday Night Live has quit being so vitriolic to our president. They told two jokes about him; the first was light-hearted and actually turned into a compliment. The second was very endearing. They didn’t even open with politics for the first ti...
by Underdog
Sun Feb 07, 2021 3:04 pm
Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
Topic: Limerick Collaboration
Replies: 1065
Views: 91011

Re: Limerick Collaboration

And they call her Renderunto,
No it's not a silly hairdo,
A site to amuse,
Say those that do use,
Signing up’s easy as one, two

I’m sure they’ll send me an email
by Underdog
Sat Feb 06, 2021 7:21 pm
Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
Topic: The First Word that comes to mind GAME
Replies: 5047
Views: 863698

Re: The First Word that comes to mind GAME

Higher
by Underdog
Sat Feb 06, 2021 12:02 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 1096
Views: 286291

Re: Daily Tweet

Million Dollar Idea:
Ok, did my research and Googled it. It is not available anywhere. A garage door closer.
by Underdog
Sat Feb 06, 2021 10:30 am
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 1096
Views: 286291

Re: Daily Tweet

If you’re not part of the solution, then you settled.

Oh come on now, it’s a thinker, but it’s good!
Might be too deep, let me know.
It works on two levels.
by Underdog
Fri Feb 05, 2021 8:50 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 1096
Views: 286291

Re: Daily Tweet

Because of the sensitive content of this post, I’m going to bury it on this page here. I have found two products that have improved our lives in such a way, if I could buy stock and become a salesman of these products, I would. First is the Bali Bra that’s sold at J.C. Penney. They have a style that...
by Underdog
Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:09 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 1096
Views: 286291

Re: Daily Tweet

Why did I think it was, “Curtains, foiled again”, when it’s, “Curses, foiled again”? In response to the bling, we used to call those Indians because they would peek from behind rocks and trees and bushes but you couldn’t see them. I don’t know what you would have to call them now. You couldn’t coun...
by Underdog
Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:09 am
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 1096
Views: 286291

Re: Daily Tweet

I’m thinking about growing a ponytail. I have a long range plan. In fifteen years I’ll just all of a sudden cut it off and people will be going like, “Whoa, wow you just cut off your ponytail!” Too bad I’m balding in the back.

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