Yes I kick ice cubes under the fridge. I intend to do something about it later, but I never do.

MsgtBob wrote:
Because Love is blind.

A blind porcupine name of Rock
Fell in love while out on a walk
He didn’t know why
He got no reply
Pin cushions aren’t able to talk



VANITY

My neighbor’s dog barks through the night,
It's a good thing he doesn't bite,
Because if he did

Nigel should stick to breakfast tea,
Milk puts on too much weight you see,
His extensive girth,
He says it's from birth,
IT’S NOT, (that’s between you and me)


My neighbor’s dog barks through the night

... But, every now and then, we would see a large flock of Chickens, complete with Rooster, parading around on the corner of the lot. Then.....gone! No obvious owners or dwellings for them to retreat to so......where do they go? ... That’s what we have, feral chickens. A man was driving his car abo...

I kid you not: on our walk we have about seven chickens that hang out at this one intersection. Finally there was someone on one of the porches of one of the four corner houses. We asked whose chickens they were and she didn’t know. She even had one of the chickens trapped in her yard, unable to get...

I’m getting so tired of being the smartest man in America. Not once have I heard this most important life lesson in the media: If you act like a jerk, you increase the likelihood exponentially that you will come to the attention of a bigger, meaner jerk. What I would tell my kids was that no matter ...

Daisy loved living at the beach,
No car needed for her to reach,
Long walks in the sand.
Moving hand in hand,
Surprise twist: she’s with Stacy Keach



Mike’s coffee, it tastes kind of flat

True story Underdog: Back in the 1970's North Carolina ... That’s funny and interesting. Growing up, I saw private clubs around town. They never seemed to have windows, which left a lot to the imagination. In my county presently, I’m friends with the bar owner of the oldest bar in the county I thin...

And coffee aside, nobody even knows what a martini is supposed to taste like. They can’t even agree on the ingredients, gin? Vodka? Vermouth? Bourbon? And how do you dry a martini? Strain it through a paper towel? A margarita? Now you’re talkin’. Everybody knows what a fresh lime slush tastes like.