I missed another Super Bowl,
My aim's become deplorable,
I practice with darts
Search found 1932 matches
- Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:55 pm
- Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
- Topic: Limerick Collaboration
- Replies: 1065
- Views: 91011
- Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:37 pm
- Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
- Topic: Limerick Collaboration
- Replies: 1065
- Views: 91011
Re: Limerick Collaboration
I’m sure they’ll send me an email
My absence may cause them to fail,
If there's no writing,
Ill take up fighting
A response would be the holy grail
I missed another Super Bowl
Haha, the word bowl looks funny
I assume they have a declared winner?
My absence may cause them to fail,
If there's no writing,
Ill take up fighting
A response would be the holy grail
I missed another Super Bowl
Haha, the word bowl looks funny
I assume they have a declared winner?
- Sun Feb 07, 2021 10:08 pm
- Forum: Writing
- Topic: Daily Tweet
- Replies: 1096
- Views: 286291
Re: Daily Tweet
I saw a sign that civility is returning to the U.S.. Saturday Night Live has quit being so vitriolic to our president. They told two jokes about him; the first was light-hearted and actually turned into a compliment. The second was very endearing. They didn’t even open with politics for the first ti...
- Sun Feb 07, 2021 3:04 pm
- Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
- Topic: Limerick Collaboration
- Replies: 1065
- Views: 91011
Re: Limerick Collaboration
And they call her Renderunto,
No it's not a silly hairdo,
A site to amuse,
Say those that do use,
Signing up’s easy as one, two
I’m sure they’ll send me an email
No it's not a silly hairdo,
A site to amuse,
Say those that do use,
Signing up’s easy as one, two
I’m sure they’ll send me an email
- Sat Feb 06, 2021 7:21 pm
- Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
- Topic: The First Word that comes to mind GAME
- Replies: 5047
- Views: 863698
- Sat Feb 06, 2021 12:02 pm
- Forum: Writing
- Topic: Daily Tweet
- Replies: 1096
- Views: 286291
Re: Daily Tweet
Million Dollar Idea:
Ok, did my research and Googled it. It is not available anywhere. A garage door closer.
Ok, did my research and Googled it. It is not available anywhere. A garage door closer.
- Sat Feb 06, 2021 10:30 am
- Forum: Writing
- Topic: Daily Tweet
- Replies: 1096
- Views: 286291
Re: Daily Tweet
If you’re not part of the solution, then you settled.
Oh come on now, it’s a thinker, but it’s good!
Might be too deep, let me know.
It works on two levels.
Oh come on now, it’s a thinker, but it’s good!
Might be too deep, let me know.
It works on two levels.
- Fri Feb 05, 2021 8:50 pm
- Forum: Writing
- Topic: Daily Tweet
- Replies: 1096
- Views: 286291
Re: Daily Tweet
Because of the sensitive content of this post, I’m going to bury it on this page here. I have found two products that have improved our lives in such a way, if I could buy stock and become a salesman of these products, I would. First is the Bali Bra that’s sold at J.C. Penney. They have a style that...
- Fri Feb 05, 2021 3:09 pm
- Forum: Writing
- Topic: Daily Tweet
- Replies: 1096
- Views: 286291
Re: Daily Tweet
Why did I think it was, “Curtains, foiled again”, when it’s, “Curses, foiled again”? In response to the bling, we used to call those Indians because they would peek from behind rocks and trees and bushes but you couldn’t see them. I don’t know what you would have to call them now. You couldn’t coun...
- Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:09 am
- Forum: Writing
- Topic: Daily Tweet
- Replies: 1096
- Views: 286291
Re: Daily Tweet
I’m thinking about growing a ponytail. I have a long range plan. In fifteen years I’ll just all of a sudden cut it off and people will be going like, “Whoa, wow you just cut off your ponytail!” Too bad I’m balding in the back.