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by Underdog
Thu Jun 04, 2020 9:20 am
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 826
Views: 158499

Re: Daily Tweet

Yeah I write my own stuff, but looking at this audience, I could steal a lot of material and you’d never know it. However, the chicken joke was Buddy Hackett’s on a Johnny Carson appearance, so you probably knew that one.
by Underdog
Wed Jun 03, 2020 11:13 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 826
Views: 158499

Re: Daily Tweet

Yes I kick ice cubes under the fridge. I intend to do something about it later, but I never do.
by Underdog
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:51 pm
Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
Topic: Limerick Challenge
Replies: 545
Views: 88003

Re: Limerick Challenge

MsgtBob wrote:
Because Love is blind. :augh:




A blind porcupine name of Rock
Fell in love while out on a walk
He didn’t know why
He got no reply
Pin cushions aren’t able to talk



VANITY
by Underdog
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:18 pm
Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
Topic: Limerick Collaboration
Replies: 294
Views: 5779

Re: Limerick Collaboration

My neighbor’s dog barks through the night,
It's a good thing he doesn't bite,
Because if he did
by Underdog
Wed Jun 03, 2020 4:48 pm
Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
Topic: Limerick Collaboration
Replies: 294
Views: 5779

Re: Limerick Collaboration

Nigel should stick to breakfast tea,
Milk puts on too much weight you see,
His extensive girth,
He says it's from birth,
IT’S NOT, (that’s between you and me)


My neighbor’s dog barks through the night
by Underdog
Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:57 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 826
Views: 158499

Re: Daily Tweet

... But, every now and then, we would see a large flock of Chickens, complete with Rooster, parading around on the corner of the lot. Then.....gone! No obvious owners or dwellings for them to retreat to so......where do they go? ... That’s what we have, feral chickens. A man was driving his car abo...
by Underdog
Tue Jun 02, 2020 12:57 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 826
Views: 158499

Re: Daily Tweet

I kid you not: on our walk we have about seven chickens that hang out at this one intersection. Finally there was someone on one of the porches of one of the four corner houses. We asked whose chickens they were and she didn’t know. She even had one of the chickens trapped in her yard, unable to get...
by Underdog
Mon Jun 01, 2020 3:19 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 826
Views: 158499

Re: Daily Tweet

I’m getting so tired of being the smartest man in America. Not once have I heard this most important life lesson in the media: If you act like a jerk, you increase the likelihood exponentially that you will come to the attention of a bigger, meaner jerk. What I would tell my kids was that no matter ...
by Underdog
Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:04 am
Forum: Black Jack's Tavern
Topic: Limerick Collaboration
Replies: 294
Views: 5779

Re: Limerick Collaboration

Daisy loved living at the beach,
No car needed for her to reach,
Long walks in the sand.
Moving hand in hand,
Surprise twist: she’s with Stacy Keach



Mike’s coffee, it tastes kind of flat
by Underdog
Sun May 31, 2020 2:05 pm
Forum: Writing
Topic: Daily Tweet
Replies: 826
Views: 158499

Re: Daily Tweet

True story Underdog: Back in the 1970's North Carolina ... That’s funny and interesting. Growing up, I saw private clubs around town. They never seemed to have windows, which left a lot to the imagination. In my county presently, I’m friends with the bar owner of the oldest bar in the county I thin...

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