Nov 18, 2016
OK, I didn't have any fortune cookies in my runtime, a magic eight ball will have to do ;)
So, you are finishing up at the Chinese restaurant, open your fortune cookie, and it says... what?
Since it is a little scrap of paper, space is limited: 20 words max.
You may enter as many times as you like, and while this is an advanced contest (So everybody can participate) the prize is a beginner trophy.
* Entry Fee: Free
* Prize: Beginner Medal
* Level: Advanced It's a fortune cookie fortune though, and grammar is sometimes iffy on those... so grammar rules are relaxed. It has to sound like what you'd get out of a fortune cookie.
* Word Limits: 20 words
* Submit period: 12 days
* Voting period: 2 days
* All regular Writing Deck Rules apply.
* Multiple entries are allowed in this contest, however, any entry not meeting 'advanced' standards will be disqualified. So take your time, proofread carefully, and make your entry count.
Confucius says, a homely girl who takes selfies in mirror may reflect badly.
Diet, exercise, and clean living... do not get you into heaven any sooner.
Confucius says, man who spends all his money on strippers will have poor results.
Take the moral high ground... but remember you will be an easy target for snipers
You must close the door to opportunity completely before you can open it.
The devil is in the details. But it's the rum that puts you on stage with the karaoke microphone.
If your life is like a country music song. Make the most of it and drink more moonshine.
Be careful of what you eat -- what it is may not be what it seems to be.
The road to Hell may be paved with good intentions, but your actions are the vehicle in which you travel down it.
Why are you reading this? Go pay for your food. We're running a business, not a charity.
Swift relief will come to you, though others may not like its effects on them.
Hard times will come, but in them things will flow smoothly.