Song Parody 2018
3
 Mar 26, 2018
Rules


Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere

"Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White" - Weird Al
Parody Style of: Van Halen ("Feel Your Love Tonight")

Well Weird Al has made a living of it, and Spike Jones before him, so apparently it's a talent worth having.

What talent? Writing a song parody.

Take any well known (or semi-well known) song, and mangle it. Since there is not music being played with your lyrics, it would probably be a good idea to list the song and artist you are parodying.

Hit List: References to Dagger Bay or its members. Simply because that has already been done ;)


Contest Rules
* Entry Fee: Free
* Prize: Advanced Trophy
* Level: Advanced
* Character Limits: One song, however long it takes (Probably around 200 words, but there are no constraints)
* Submit period: 20 days
* Voting period: 2 days
* All regular Writing Deck Rules apply.
* Multiple entries are allowed in this contest.


Thanks to Diogenese for supplying our themepost!
1st place
  8

Steam – If you’re a gaming fool
Steam – That’s the tool for you
Just – Watch the prices continue to soar
You’ll find you’re broke for some content more
So Steam – When your game is through
Steam – That you can play anew
Games really are as bad as they seem, so
Steam – Steam – Steam
Steam – When your play is gone
Steam – That character can re-spawn
Games really are as bad as they seem, so
Steam – Steam - Steam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Gh6dn7hzQ

Airline Has Stockholders



Airline has stockholders feelin' crappie
Hard-line, flight attendant sprays your eyes
Coastline on the wrong side looks so funny
Guess we'll find a runway close nearby

If the pilot only could forgive you
He'd look the other way, ignore your fray
You just might be wrong in everything you do
If you're not wrong, this could be your heyday

Airline has stockholders feelin' crappie
Hard-line flight attendant sprays your eyes
Coastline on the wrong side looks so funny
Guess we'll find a runway close nearby


You may go to jail, no one could quell you
Be sure you wail, for cameras all the while
Did I hear a squish when they stood on you?
They broke a dish, spilt red wine, take them to trial

Airline has stockholders feelin' crappie
Hard-line flight attendant sprays your eyes
Coastline on the wrong side looks so funny
Guess we'll find a runway close nearby

Airline during Christmas time wants to fly
Airline for the holidays
3rd place
  6.5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NwP3wes4M8


Interpretation




We, will never know if you think I'm dumb
What, makes us want to back away
I knuckle under, Y'said I killed your sacred cow
I was textin' and the words got in the way

Interpretation, Interpretation
Is makin' me hate
Is keepin' me ragin'

It's just not new, you're queasy when you misconstrue
A slight, alarms ring and trouble thee
What I, I cursed some nerds, got in a fight
But I was drinkin' shots and textin' while tipsy

Interpretation, Interpretation
It's makin' me hate
Is keepin' me ragin'

Is our friendship, only based on fair weather?
Wanna vomit, 'cause you misheard my horse play
I might cry, 'cause I'm feelin' like a sea cow


I'm sorry dear, I tried those worn out power plays

Those worn out power plays

I'm sorry dear, I tried those worn out power plays

(Those worn out power plays)
(Those worn out power plays)
(Those worn out power plays)
(Those worn out power plays)